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Mar 12, 2010
Dec 4, 2009
TUKAR KULIT / BLOG SKIN
Aku memang suka tukar kulit. Bukan tukar kulit macam ular tu...tapi tukar skin blog. Tengoklah apa jadi ngan blog aku sekarang....Entah apa-apa dah. Sapa yang Out of your mind cam aku...nie aku kasi web skin yang cantik dan terbaik....
Tapi sebelum tu, meh aku remind dulu beberapa perkara sebelum korang gatal-gatal nak tukar kulit blog korang. Ye la...nanti hilang banyak benda kat blog tu, aku jugak kena bambu.
- sebelum tukar kulit....sila SAVE dulu HTML korang yang asal kat mana-mana tempat. Word pun ok...ini sebagai langkah berhati-hati sekiranya anda tak suka kulit yang anda suka tu, anda boleh kembali ke kulit asal balik....VOILA - senang je kan.
- Kedua - Segala yang korang ada dalam blog....cth: macam follower, recent komen, nuffnang, widget yang hype hype dan gempak yg korang selama nie penat-penat dok hias kasi penuh dalam blog tu....akan HILANG. ingat...HILANG. Jadi, sebelum nak tukar blog tu, ujilah tahap kerajinan saudara dan saudari supaya tak menyesal di kemudian hari. Tambah lagi menyesal, bila korang hilang LINK blog yang best-best yang korang selalu dok baca dalam senyap tapi tak ikut jadi FOLLOWER. Macam blog aku yang best nie....hahahhaha. SO, cepat-cepatlah jadi FOLLOWER. At least, nanti bila nak trace balik..senang je, pi dekat Blog List - Add blog i follow...setel masalah.
- korang perasan tak, kalau tak perasan sekarang pun tak apa, sebab korang akan perasan bila korang tukar skin korang nanti......NAVIGATION BAR (NAVBAR) kat atas kepala tu akan hilang. Jadi agak payah kita nak ke DAHSBOARD kita kan. Jadi, u-alls kena jadi pakar HTML kejap...senang je. Jangan risau.....
cari perkataan ini dalam Edit HTML:
#navbar-iframe
{ display: hidden;
apa yang korang perlu buat adalah tukar ke:
#navbar-iframe
{ display:visible;
itu je. Kalau malas sangat nak taip. delete je perkataan hidden tu. Hasilnya sama je. macam nie.
#navbar-iframe
{ display:;
opppss....masih tak jelas ek camna nak upload skin tu..
ok aku bagi detail.

masuk page ini. Carilah ribuan skin yang korang suka.

contohnya korang suka skin nie...korang click la kat DOWNLOAD tu. Kalau nak view dulu, nak tengok apa hasilnya kat blog korang sebelum di ubah suai, clik lah kat LIVE DEMO tu.

save.....

bukak folder yang korang dah save tu...
(fuh...detail giler aku menerangkan)

ok...sekarang...sila COPY ikon di atas nie dan PASTE kat dekstop korang.
Ala..kalau taknak buat camni pun takpe. tapi aku suka...sebab senang, takyah nak bukak banyak-banyak folder dah...cari kat desktop je.
Bila dah siap...delete je.

ok...apa yang korang perlu buat sekarang nie adalah....
jeng jeng jeng...ni saat kritikal nie...sangat penting...
Sila UPLOAD IKON yang korang dah paste kat desktop tadi.

OK...kata-kata warning dan amaran seperti yang ditunjukkan oleh anak panah itu adalah amaran bahawa korang punya widget yang gempak-gempak akan hilang...Jadi bersiap sedialah nak upload balik nanti. Bila korang rasa sangat yakin nak tukar...biarlah apa terjadi sekalipun dekat blog korang tu, sila click CONFIRM & SAVE.
VOILA.....korang dah dapat skin baru....yea. yea. yea....!!!
OUT OF MY MIND tak penerangan aku nie....benda simple je.....tapi menerangkan macam apa tah....
p/s: saja je nak guna kata ganti diri yang banyak kat u-alls/sedara/sedari/anda/korang....
Oct 19, 2009
oooo...BARU AKU TAU...!!! (WORD MYTHS)
....Hmmm.....
Entry kali nie pasal mitos asal usul perkataan yang selalu kita guna. enjoy....No.10 - Break a leg
This is what actors say to each other before performances to wish each other luck. Doesn’t sound like much good luck if you break a leg, right?
Well, the most common theory, and one of the most popular word myths around, is that the leg (the crank that was used to raise and lower the curtain) would break if the performance was so good that it called for multiple raisings and lowerings of the curtain for the encores. This is false. The true origin of the term comes from the Hebrew blessing “hatzlakha u-brakha,” which means “success and blessing.” This phrase sounded like “break a leg” in German, and Germans then brought the phrase to America.
No.9 - Kangaroo
Word myths often come with great stories, such as this one: When Captain Cook traveled to Australia a few hundred years ago, he saw funny looking animals jumping around and asked the Aborigines what the animal was called. He heard what sounded like “kangaroo.” He later asked another group of Aborigines and heard “kangaroo” once again. So, he named the animal the kangaroo. Later on, other settlers discovered that "kangaroo" actually meant “I don’t understand you.” So, the Aborigines were not giving the name of the animal; they were actually saying “I don’t understand you.”
Well, this theory stood for the next few hundred years until 1970, when a scholar finally found the original Aboriginal tribe and discovered that the animal name was, in fact, kangaroo.
No.8 - Rule of thumb
A rule of thumb is a something you learn through experience. The commonly held belief is that the expression comes from old England, where you were legally able to beat your wife with a stick -- just as long as the stick was not any wider than your thumb. This is completely false. The expression simply comes from people using the top joint of their thumb as a make-shift ruler for measuring out an approximate inch. Creating word myths to condone something so barbaric is truly a bastardization of the language.
No.7 - SOS
SOS is the universal distress code in Morse code. It is three short stops followed by three long stops and three short stops once again, and it looks like this: ...---...
It spells out SOS, so people believe that it stands for “save our ship” or “save our souls,” but in all actuality, it stands for nothing. The Germans came up with the code as it sounded very different from normal messages and it was also easy to remember.
No.6 - R.I.P.
R.I.P. is commonly believed to stand for “Rest in Peace,” but in actuality the initials stand for requiescat in pace, which is Latin for: “May he (or she) rest in peace.” It’s just a coincidence that the English translation also has the same initials.
No.5 - Golf
Many a married man enjoys golf as a means for getting away from his wife, which is the reason why many golf clubs ban women. This has created the theory that the word “golf” is actually an acronym for “Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.” This, of course, is a completely false word myth. Golf actually comes from the Scottish word “gowf,” which means a “blow with an open hand” -- similar to a golf club striking a ball.
No.4 - Hooker
Many people believe that hookers got their name from General Fighting Joe Hooker, who made sure that there were plenty of prostitutes around to keep his men happy during the U.S. Civil War. As a result, people started calling these women “hookers.” The problem with this theory is that the women were already called hookers long before Hooker’s time. In old England, thieves would steal things from open windows using hooks and were therefore called hookers; because the women of the night were also good at “hooking” their men in, they were also called hookers.
No.3 - 420
This is the (in)famous time of the day or the time of the year (20th of April) when all the pot smokers of the world light up a joint or a pipe to celebrate. Just what they are celebrating is, of course, lost in the cloud of marijuana smoke. Ask any of the 420ers what they are celebrating and you will hear: “420 is the number of chemical compounds in marijuana”; “420 is the penal code for marijuana use in California”; “420 is the day that Hitler died, Bob Marley was born, etc.”
In actuality, 4:20 is the time of day that a couple of students at San Rafael High School in California would gather by the statue of Louis Pasteur to smoke pot back in 1971.
No.2 - OK
You certainly use this term all the time, but do you have any idea what it stands for? The most common theories are that it stands for “Oll Korrect,” where President Andrew Jackson was a bad speller and would abbreviate “All Correct” on papers as OK, thinking it was spelled that way. Another theory is that it stands for “zero killed” from the first World War. It actually comes from the O.K. Club, who were supporters of the Democratic president Martin Van Buren’s 1840 re-election bid. Their club was called “Old Kinderhook,” which was shortened to the “O.K. Club.” They chanted that “O.K. is all right, all correct.” And that’s how OK made it to the mainstream.
And finally, the queen of all word myths:
No.1 - F**k
Another theory is that criminals convicted of ______crimes were forced to wear signs on their clothing with the letters F.U.C.K., which was an acronym for “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.”
As it turns out, acronyms didn’t even exist before the 20th century, so you can pretty much dismiss any acronym theory you ever hear. The “F” word simply comes from the German word ficken/fucken, which means to “strike.”
There you go, another couple mysteries solved by your trusty HotForWords.
Even with these word origin myths, there are many more fun word origins to discover, such as that of the word "heroin," which was actually a brand name for a children’s cough syrup. And "lesbian" actually comes from an island called Lesbos, where a Greek poet once wrote about womanly love.
- source ASKMEN.COM
OUT OF MY MIND kalau orang main sebut je certain-certain perkataan tanpa mengetahui makna dan impak kat seseorang tu....Perkataan yang aku benci sangat nak dengar "TAU TAK PE"....waaa...rasa mau tampar muka orang itu. Perkataan fuck takda la sadis kan bila dah tau asal usul nya....;p
Oct 7, 2009
HOW TO CREATE SIGNATURE IN YOUR BLOG
Aku suka bab-bab nak explore dalam tenet nie. Tapi tak le terer sangat pun. Dan tak la rajin sangat pun....kalau mai mood malas...malas la iye. Alah...aku pasti...semua orang perangai cam aku jugak...
Wokeh...kali nie aku nak kongsi sikit pasal penemuan aku tika sakit perut nie. SIGNATURE....camana nak buat signature cam orang lain buat. Kononnya cam hebat sikit la blog korang kan. Cam blog aku yang poyo nie...
Contoh-contoh signature:



Langkah-langkahnya:
- clik sini untuk buat signature pilihan korang pilih yang creation wizard tu tau. Pastu follow lah step by step arahan dia....senang je.
Finished! The signature is ready. bila page nie dah keluar - silalah click WANT TO DOWNLOAD THIS SIGNATURE?
- silalah save signature yang anda buat itu sebagai picture.
- Bila dah siap save....silalah guna signature korang setiap kali korang buat entri. kiranya senang cerita ------> upload signature macam korang upload gambar dekat dalam entry.
- siap dah....


